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By far one of the craziest and more fucktastically [[Awesome|awesome]] looking Ork aircraft. The Wazbom Blastajet masters all three aspects of going fast, having lots of [[Dakka]], and screaming [[Waaagh|Waaagh!]] really loudly, these improvised flying machines are covered in improbable weaponry and piloted by the most high-of-the-kite Mekboyz. Wazbom Blastajets fly in tight mob formations, competing to see who can blow stuff up in the most hilarious manner. The more hapless enemies dissolved by searing energies, teleported into oblivion or hurled through the skies to their messy demise the better and every kill means more scrap for the Mekboyz to gather up and nail to their Blastajet squadrons. | By far one of the craziest and more fucktastically [[Awesome|awesome]] looking Ork aircraft. The Wazbom Blastajet masters all three aspects of going fast, having lots of [[Dakka]], and screaming [[Waaagh|Waaagh!]] really loudly, these improvised flying machines are covered in improbable weaponry and piloted by the most high-of-the-kite Mekboyz. Wazbom Blastajets fly in tight mob formations, competing to see who can blow stuff up in the most hilarious manner. The more hapless enemies dissolved by searing energies, teleported into oblivion or hurled through the skies to their messy demise the better and every kill means more scrap for the Mekboyz to gather up and nail to their Blastajet squadrons. | ||
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Revision as of 10:11, 17 July 2016
By far one of the craziest and more fucktastically awesome looking Ork aircraft. The Wazbom Blastajet masters all three aspects of going fast, having lots of Dakka, and screaming Waaagh! really loudly, these improvised flying machines are covered in improbable weaponry and piloted by the most high-of-the-kite Mekboyz. Wazbom Blastajets fly in tight mob formations, competing to see who can blow stuff up in the most hilarious manner. The more hapless enemies dissolved by searing energies, teleported into oblivion or hurled through the skies to their messy demise the better and every kill means more scrap for the Mekboyz to gather up and nail to their Blastajet squadrons.
To give you a clue on how crazy-awesome it is armed. The Wazbom Blastajet typically spots exotic Mekboy weaponry, including twin Kustom Mega-Kannons or Tellyporta Mega Blasta, a Smasha Gun, Stikkbomb launcher, and Big Shoota turret. For defense, it often utilizes a Kustom Force Field. So yes, not only does this thing rape vehicles and infantry alike, but it also possess the same shielding as that of Stompas and Gargants as well.