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[[File:Ork-scrapper-jet-3.jpg|350px|right|thumb|Ladies and gentlemen, a weaponized jet turbine. Its about to get [[Meatbread|extremely messy around here.]]]]
[[File:Ork-scrapper-jet-3.jpg|350px|right|thumb|Ladies and gentlemen, a weaponized jet turbine. Its about to get [[Meatbread|extremely messy around here.]]]]
[[File:Deffskwadronscrapjets.jpg|thumb|190px|left|The original scrapjets]]
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Revision as of 20:05, 15 October 2018

Ladies and gentlemen, a weaponized jet turbine. Its about to get extremely messy around here.
The original scrapjets
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A hilariously new and ridiculous Ork Speed Freek vehicle of the 2018 Orktober event and possibly one of the most insane Ork designs ever (Which is one heck of a feat by itself). The Megatrakk Scrapjet is for all intents and purposes, a jet engine with wheels and tracks attached to it, or a land fighter jet if your are more of the analytical type.

Could likely be the result of when a skwadron of Ork flyboys, through various circumstances, need to combine their transport pool with their fightaz. Or maybe Badthug's idea for a ground-based fast attack rapid response skwadron actually took off and got popular.

As you can imagine, having a spinning jet turbine so damned close to the ground is bound to have disastrous affects, this range from sucking up loose rocks and other junk which would make the engine malfunction or blow up, or simply sucking any poor bastard into the engine itself, creating one spectacular mess in the process. Although we wouldn't be surprised if the latter is the actual intention of the entire design process. Nonetheless, this mobile meat blender escapes the ire of being accused of shitty design solely based on the fact that it's an Ork vehicle and therefore exempt from any kind of basic logic or concepts of safety.

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Painboss - Pigdok - Warboss - Warlord - Weirdboy - Wurrboy
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'Ardboyz - Brutes - Cyborks - Diggas - Gretchin - Nobz - Skarboyz
Oddboys: Burna Boyz - Flash Gitz - Kommandos - Lootas
Mekboyz - Rokkas - Runtherd - Stormboyz - Tankbustas
Feral Orks an'
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Beast Snagga Boy - Boarboyz - Herda - Kill Rig
Squig Catapult - Squiggoth - Squighog Boy - Trappa
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Transports an' Tanks: Battlewagon - Big Lugga - Big Trakks - Bonebreaka - Bonecruncha - Braincrusha
Flakkatrakks - Gobsmasha - Grot Tanks - Grot Trakbike - Gutrippa - Grot MegaTank
Gunwagon - Looted Wagon - Lungbursta - Trukk - Spleenrippa - Weirdboy Tower
Speed Freeks: Boomdakka Snazzwagon - Bowelburna - Cuttas - Deffkilla Wartrike - Junka
Kustom Boosta-Blasta - Megatrakk Scrapjet - Rukkatrukk Squigbuggy
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